HELLO Viewers!
Today I have decided to make this thing up called WEEKLY JOKES!!!
So every week I will post a few jokes. It is going to be every Wednesday. But today is not Wednesday so I am just going to do it today!
Here are my jokes:
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine
What has legs but can't walk?
A chair
What is a wizard's favourite subject?
Spelling
What can you serve but can't be eaten?
A tennis ball
Why did the hunter cross the road?
To catch the chicken
A teacher was in class, teaching the students. They were learning about myths and legend. The teacher asked, "Imagine you being chased by an ogre, what would you do to escape?".
A student raised her hand and replied, "I would stop imagining".
What star can kill you easily?
A shooting star.
WELL THAT IS ALL FOR THIS WEEK. IF YOU THINK IT IS NOT FUNNY THEN I DONT CARE. THANK YOU AND I WILL GIVE MORE JOKES NEXT WEEK ON WEDNESDAY.
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